One of THOSE days!
Don’t we all have those days where we’re just looking for a fight? You know what I mean. You’re irritable, cranky and you feel the only fair thing would be to send out a warning to tell people to give you a wide berth or suffer the consequences. I’m having one of those days. It started before I even opened my eyes. I knew I’d be on a hair-trigger and I was right. Even the cadence of the dog’s breathing annoyed me.
My mood made me think of this video I ran across years ago.
In a mood like this I suggest:
–unleashing a path of destructive word-lashing to any unsuspecting soul who phones, emails or texts you or anyone you run across on the net. (Or you could save yourself regrets and back away from any human contact!)
–Immediately find a bar of Lindt dark chocolate with sea salt and don’t share with anyone, no matter how much they beg or how needy their expression. It’s an ACT to get your treat. Don’t give in!
–Start drinking. Somewhere in the world, like in Egypt or someplace, it’s bound to be 5pm. Heck, who cares if it’s 5 anyway? Who’s in charge here?
Anyone have any other helpful and friendly tips to add to my own? You know, in case some or all of mine don’t work, which is absurd, because I know they work. But some of us may need a back up plan in case we run out of wine and chocolate and someone breaks the internet.
Have a GREAT day!