What the … WHAT?
Occasionally I run across a product that truly baffles me, not to mention an image I’d like to erase from my memory back. This happened recently when I stumbled upon this doozy of a product, The bedazzled crack-patch.
**photo removed, unfortunately because it was a doozy of a pretty lady with her low-slung jeans, covering her crack with a denim bedazzled ‘patch’. It defied the imagination, really!**
Yeah, that’s what I thought too. I mean, wouldn’t you just wear pants that didn’t show off your crack? Or how about seeing thong underwear proudly on display over the waistband of jeans. A. Your shirt is too short. B. It’s just wrong, WRONG!
Or how about the male equivalent or this look …
**Picture young guy with all of her boxer-clad rear on display and belt tight around high thighs. UGH!!**
Sadly, I can tell you the trend in underwear for teenage boys in our town. One trip to the middle school or high school and it’s all bagging out the top of their skinny jeans for all to see.
Now before you think I’m an out-of-touch prude, I’m totally down with low-rider jeans. I have a closet full of them and have dutifully gotten rid of all my 80’s jeans. But, I’m still not showing off my panties or my hiney and I sure as heck am not going to bedazzle my crack.
What do you think?